My 9-yr.-old talks a lot when he’s playing video games. He sounds a bit like Bob Odenkirk impersonating Charles Manson. “I’ve got the eye of the tiger and I don’t know who to kill first!”

Canned Dragons
by Robert Rackley
My 9-yr.-old talks a lot when he’s playing video games. He sounds a bit like Bob Odenkirk impersonating Charles Manson. “I’ve got the eye of the tiger and I don’t know who to kill first!”